If you are a male between the ages of 18 and 49, your ad will appear here. (If your legal age is not 18 you must be of legal age regardless of your age. For instance, Kentucky approves of marriages to what most of us denote as "jailbait", so if its 14 or whatever it is, then it applies here.)

Remember, you must be certifiable "neurotic" and your ad will first be reviewed to determine if you really are neurotic.

We do NOT want anyone on here who is "normal".

You will be asked questions



My favorite place in Manhattan is Union Square!! I like to meet cool neurotic, and  interesting people there, take photographs, and I also enjoy writing in this environment..When I usually leave Union Square I meet up with my friends at a bar, fashion show, or another social gathering.. I go to bars, clubs, and fashion shows a few times per monthyet slowly but surely I am learning that I am not the most comfortable in the serious sahrs virus typesocial venues.. (Yes I'm fucking neurotic).  Andrew. Soho.

3-29  Why do the dogs chase cars? - 45 (Jersey City)
The same reason why middle aged men like me chase girls....to Catch them , not to drive them, 
Jokes apart , looking for a partner in crime , doing fun things together
....like loosing weight by going on long walks 
.....listening to music 
.....turning vegetarian....yes i can cook
---watching movies 
.......and then travelling , visting great places together etc.....
if intrested , write back with " Partner in Crime" in the Subject....
Women looking for sex only and my credit card info .....move on....dont waste my time. Nick, Jersey City.    


I profess myself to be a most gallant, knavish, and roughish poet. I have
been seduced by the firmly held belief that women are attracted to poetmen and as a logical consequence of this have devoted the past 30 years of my life to the writing of poetry. Fortunate am I to have been able to enjoy the uninterrupted income of a trust fund set up by my two very distinguished partners in crime. Uncle Charles and Uncle Edwin. Thus freed from the odium of daily labor . And I am neurotic as hell.    -  Dave.  Atlantic City NJ.  User no. 1222.


I'm an outdoors type of person. I love being active, and I love exploring unmapped nature trails, hiking, canyon running, bonfires, gun ranges, and most of all overnight stays in the desert. If that sounds too country for you, I don't know what to say. Well, I do, but this isn't the appropriate place, hahaha. I have an Associates of Occupational studies, and I'm a logical feller for the most part. Too many of us think with our emotions rather than our noggins. I guess I should probably go into detail on what kind of woman interests me... to be honest, it's nothing exotic or outlandish. Just be level headed. From that, I think any convo will be interesting. Can't go into too much detail on my life, I doubt anyone here wants to read a novel. So, I guess if this interests anyone, shoot me an email. Let's get to know each other. I'm an open book, and it takes a lot to offend me. With that in mind, let the communication be unhindered.  /And yes, I am fucking neurotic.      Slim. El Paso TX.


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